Lookin' for Jesus

A sign in the local supermarket asks for help finding a lost dog called 'Jesus'. I'd volunteer to help, except that I'd crack up laughing at the way everything would sound like a C&W song title...

- I walked around the town, huntin' high and low for Jesus.
- I looked everywhere for Jesus, but Jesus wasn't there.
- I kept callin' out for Jesus, but he didn't answer.
- I lost Jesus, and now he's never comin' back.
- You won't find Jesus in the back of your car.
- I wandered in the wilderness, just looking for Jesus.
- I'll always remember the day Jesus left.
- I called out in vain, for Jesus was gone.
- I've been lookin' for Jesus in all the wrong places.
- Have you seen my special friend? He answers to the name of Jesus.
- All I want is to throw another stick for Jesus.
- And of course, if anyone does volunteer to look for the dog, they'd have to call it a 'mission'.

What's funny is that an Isle of Dogs (ha) neighbour had a boxer called 'Satan'. Losing that dog would be even more interesting, especially at night...