A new team adds spice to Britain

The deal at the top is finally done. The shadowy leader, after long years of patient effort, puts his team together and announces it to the world. No, I'm not talking about Gordon Brown... the Spice Girls are getting back together!

Shouldn't that really be 'Spice Women' now? Girl Power's all very well, but with everybody hitting their mid-thirties and several kids between them it's probably time they ditched the teenage look.