The Warwick Take-One-for-the-Team Society

A notice has appeared on the Student Union message board: "CHARITY SPEED DATING". I know what speed dating is - hell, most girls who date me want it to be over as quickly as possible - but for charity?

Perhaps 'Charity Speed Dating' is where you agree to date the fat bird with glasses who can't get a date - i.e. dating as an act of charity. Yes, that must be it.