I am strangely attracted to GU chocolate desserts

GU chocolate puds are all well and good: rich, organic, and all that. It's just a pity I'm addicted to the 240g couple puds rather than the small ones in glass 'ramekins', whatever a ramekin is.

The 'couple' puds are designed for two consumers in the ABC1 social group. However, there's something missing from my relationship right now (OH YEAH, IT'S A GIRLFRIEND) so I'm forced to consume an entire pud alone.

I've worked out the calorific content of these muthas is approximately equivalent to 60 lengths of the pool, which I did today, so I can 'afford' one. Better keep a watch on this though. I mean, some people might just laugh at me.