Shocked by my own ass

My word, that was the shock of my life! I didn't realise my own ass could give me such a fright! Well, I was in an unfamiliar hotel room and it was the middle of the night...

I'm not easily shocked, but I have rather a vivid imagination, and I hadn't noticed the mirror on the back of the bathroom door. So when I got out of the shower and looked in the main mirror, I didn't immediately clock that it was reflecting another mirror behind me, which in turn was reflecting my behind. A sort of 'rear view mirror'.

The room, of course, was a bit steamy and shadowy, and the wind was howling outside, making my brain work overtime.

So it was understandable that I thought for a moment there were two bald white guys kneeling close together in the corner of the bathroom.

I'm not sure I'm going back to that Holiday Inn...